apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
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he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
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That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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