Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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