The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I'm at about main and main street
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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