I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Randomize
