Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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