Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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