if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
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You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
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Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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