Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
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I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
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I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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