I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I looked at my own cervix.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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