: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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