Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
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I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
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She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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