My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
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Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
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You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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