I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
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You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
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Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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