I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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