honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
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Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
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Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize