the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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