yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
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I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
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When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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