I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Randomize
