Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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