Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
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This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
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Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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