Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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