Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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