What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
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how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
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Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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