you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
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Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
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BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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