I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Please don't give away my fajitas
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