we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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