Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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