I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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