I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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