We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
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You took a bar mat shot.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
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I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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