i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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