I must be too annoying 4 u.
I'm jealous of your bromance
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
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bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
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We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his