I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
4 words: hood of his car
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
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Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
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