she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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