4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
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