Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
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Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
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when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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