I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
You left your phone here
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