I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
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We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
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There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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