mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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