I must be too annoying 4 u.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
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Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
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This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
where are my eyebrows?
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