just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
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I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
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She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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