Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
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I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
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Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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