About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
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he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
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I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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