We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
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it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
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Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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