I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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