I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
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he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
then he tried to convert me to islam
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
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Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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