I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
honey bunches of taint.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Randomize
