Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
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just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
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I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
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