I got chris browned last night
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
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You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
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So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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