quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
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Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
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Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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