Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
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