I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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