Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
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I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
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Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
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