I want to stick my p in your. b.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
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I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
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I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?