We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
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She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
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I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.