Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
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I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
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How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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