dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
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we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
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He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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