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love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"

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and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."

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I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.

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(586): love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t" (586): and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps." (586): I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me. http://tfl.nu/cqw0

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(707): View more from California

I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits

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(707): I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits http://tfl.nu/21ol

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I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.

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Huh?

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I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.

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(917): I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college. (518): Huh? (917): I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school. http://tfl.nu/00x0

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Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"

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(903): Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R" http://tfl.nu/2koa

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster

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(484): im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster http://tfl.nu/zma4

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(303): View more from Colorado

i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas

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(303): i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas http://tfl.nu/cueg

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(336): View more from North Carolina

just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...

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(336): just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ... http://tfl.nu/0ptt

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the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.

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(401): the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex. http://tfl.nu/qat1

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It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it

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(919): It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it http://tfl.nu/58vo

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(530): View more from California

So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"

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(530): So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU" http://tfl.nu/a6ng

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I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day

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(404): I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day http://tfl.nu/nvho

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I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.

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Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!

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(201): I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine. (1-201): Why is there even a knowledge base for that?! http://tfl.nu/9uxx

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.

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(724): You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures. http://tfl.nu/2cky

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(702): View more from Nevada

I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.

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(702): I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up. http://tfl.nu/wodb

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(707): View more from California

According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.

(253): View more from Washington

You called the wrong number but I salute you.

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(707): According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground. (253): You called the wrong number but I salute you. http://tfl.nu/npd5

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